Director: C.Thomas Howell Writer: Darren Dalton, Carey, Shane Van Dyke Starring:C.Thomas Howell , Judd Nelson Distributor: The Asylum | |||
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Thousands of massive alien robots invade earth. Josh Myron (C. Thomas Howell) is apart of an special forcers team that find two naked alien whose ship (that is in the form of a robot) has crashed landed and have been cut off from the others. Myron has to prove to Sky (the naked female alien) the worth of humanity or they will be destroyed. This is the Mockbuster that Fox didn’t want you too see. As previously reported Fox issued a “cense and deceits” orders against this movie. They felt that THE DAY THE EARTH STOPPED was an unoriginal rip off of there unnecessary remake of the 1951 seminal science fiction classic THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL. It seems that Fox has stopped nothing and the film is being released. I like to think that the whole “cense and deceits” order was just an elaborate pr stunt by The Asylum themselves, but I kind of doubt it. I noticed the Asylum has posted the following on there website: “THE DAY THE EARTH STOPPED, which will premiere on DVD on Decemember 16, 2008. Unlike a certain major studio release that has a suspiciously similar title (we suspect that the majors have spies digging through our trash), our movie features hundreds of giant robots, that guy from The Breakfast Club, and a hot naked chick.” Like most Asylum Mockbusters the lead up is always better than the film itself. This movie has a lot of great elements such as Hot Naked Aliens, Giant Robots and C. Thomas Howell but the ideas within the film itself aren’t as good. With existential sci-fi films you don’t need great elements scene as much as great ideas. The film isn’t boring but it’s not as interesting as it should have been. All the actors are fine. More humour between Myron and Sky could have really added a lot to the movie as a whole. Fellow brat packer Judd Nelson is doing his buddy C. Thomas Howell (who also directs) a favour and turns up for a glorified cameo and the second billing.
This film has a lot of classic b moments. Such as the scene in which Myron and Sky are getting car jacked, the jacker tells us they have the only car on the road, the a moment you see a car drive back in the background (but this is somewhat debated in the audio commentary). Sky telepathically shows Myron her home planet which of course looks just like our own planet but with colour filters. The most bizarre incident happens right at the end of the film. SPOILER Myron and Sky find Judd Nelson and pregnant wife inside there car. They agree to take them to the hospital but are soon get chased by Myron agents (as he has gone renegade with Sky.) After a short and not terribly fast car chase, Myron pulls into a warehouse. He opens up the back of the car to find Judd Nelson passing him his newly born daughter. The fact and the mother was giving birth during the car chase isn’t all that obvious. I find it odd that the first thing Judd Nelson dose after his wife gives birth is to pass there child to a stranger. Shouldn’t he have kissed his wife and say “Good work honey, you did it”. I don’t know a lot about babies, but this kid looks massive and clean. Also Myron holds the baby, he doesn’t support its neck with his hand. I’m sure this improper child handling isn’t showing the aliens the worth of humans. Instead of passing the baby back to Judd Nelson so he can enjoy this moment with his wife he passes it to Sky the alien instead (thankfully she is fully clothed at this point). While all of this is happening no one has noticed that the mother is now dead in the back of the car. What self obsessed jerks all these characters must be. After they finally notice they decide to do cpr on her. Instead of compressing on her heart Judd Nelson decided to compress just below her neck. Somehow Sky finds this very touching and decided to intervene with the humans (which is something she said she wasn’t going to do) and revives to mother and decided that the humans have proven there worth. Go figure there crazy alien logic. I guess all those colour filters on there home plant have affected there brains.
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Should you watch this film? Meh… I’m unsure. It’s by far from the worst film the Asylum has made. If you’re like me you’re going to watch it for it’s title alone. This movie isn’t a total waste of your time, but you could put it to better use by watching the original Day The Earth Stood Still.
LESLIE MORRIS 15.12.08